Avalanche Sharks (2014)

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Director: Scott Wheeler
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction
Tagline: “Get ready for a snow job.”
Rarity:
Well Documented
(1,000 Letterboxd written reviews)

Inventory

  • Signs that give guys hard-ons!
  • Selfie stick footage!
  • Avalanche guns!
  • Branch impalement!
  • Exposition drops!
  • Gratuitous ski footage - hot dogging!
  • Alien sharks?!
  • More gas!
  • Prophetic old guys!
  • "Sexual treats!"
  • Sleazy resort owner!

Best Quote

“Dude, is it weird that signs like this give me a hard-on?”

Quick Synopsis

Post-Sharknado made-for-Syfy movie about a bikini contest at a snowy mountain resort that takes a deadly turn when an avalanche unleashes an unexpected threat: snow sharks.

Quick Review

Sigh.

Trivia

  • The DVD release includes several additional scenes, including a hospitalized kid recounting the shark story while hallucinating about a scantily clad nurse, more details about the sharks’ extraterrestrial origins, and a sequence featuring sharks on Mars. (What?)
  • Supposedly a sequel to Sand Sharks
  • Brooke Hogan was originally slated to star in the film, but withdrew due to scheduling conflicts.

Verdict

Delete - No Retention Value

Availability Today

At the time of this writing, Avalanche Sharks can be found streaming on multiple platforms, including Tubi, Prime, Pluto TV, and Apple.

It is also sold on DVD on Amazon.

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